For All Your Maximum Ride Needs
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Saturday, November 15, 2008
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Popsicles....
I was on DA today and me and my friend were having a conversation about Bella and Edward and Eclipse that took a little turn.....I will never look at a popsicle the same way again...and I'll just stop there and let your mind wander...remember, events occuring in Eclipse, Bella and Edward......and a popsicle.....*shudders*
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
Tablet Laptop....
I want one soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bad it's not even funny anymore!
I would do ANYTHING for one! (except anything illegal or crap like that.) Other than that, ANYTHING!!
Sorry, just had to get that out.
I would do ANYTHING for one! (except anything illegal or crap like that.) Other than that, ANYTHING!!
Sorry, just had to get that out.
Friday, November 7, 2008
The Random Convo Series #1!! (short)
OK, before I start I would like to say that....Uglies characters won't be in here for a while, at least not until I finish the first book....New peoples may be added from diff. shows and books and stuff(Like the Mentalist)....This will be short....it will be in a multitude of different colors....no, the peoples will NOT be in character, this is my story and I don't want them to be the same as they are in the books or on TV......and *drumroll* HOUSE CHARACTERS WILL BEGIN!!!
House: This is boring....
Foreman: You complain to much House.
House: I'm in pain, Foreman, what am I suppose to do? Sing and dance around like a peppy little cheerleader?
Foreman: Sure, if you want.
House: *rolls eyes* Shut up Foreman. And excuse we while I pee.
Foreman: Your excused, for 10 seconds. We have a patient.
Chase: Greeeeat, another skitsofranic? That other girl gave me the creeps....
House: Who? Courtney? If so, haha! She came to visit you Chase.
Chase: Ugh....great.
Courtney(my friend): Oh Dr. Chaaaaase! I bringed you some flowers!!
Chase: *runs*
Foreman: Um, anyway. Yes, she's skitsofranic, her names Max Martinez. She claims she has an annoying voice in her head and she wants it out.
House: Sorry, I have clinic duty.
Foreman: You hate clinic duty.
House: I hate skitsofranics too.
Foreman: Come on House, this girl needs help.
House: Fine, send her in.
Ok, maybe they were sorta in character.....
House: This is boring....
Foreman: You complain to much House.
House: I'm in pain, Foreman, what am I suppose to do? Sing and dance around like a peppy little cheerleader?
Foreman: Sure, if you want.
House: *rolls eyes* Shut up Foreman. And excuse we while I pee.
Foreman: Your excused, for 10 seconds. We have a patient.
Chase: Greeeeat, another skitsofranic? That other girl gave me the creeps....
House: Who? Courtney? If so, haha! She came to visit you Chase.
Chase: Ugh....great.
Courtney(my friend): Oh Dr. Chaaaaase! I bringed you some flowers!!
Chase: *runs*
Foreman: Um, anyway. Yes, she's skitsofranic, her names Max Martinez. She claims she has an annoying voice in her head and she wants it out.
House: Sorry, I have clinic duty.
Foreman: You hate clinic duty.
House: I hate skitsofranics too.
Foreman: Come on House, this girl needs help.
House: Fine, send her in.
Ok, maybe they were sorta in character.....
Crappy....
Don't know why the title's crappy....but anyways....crappy, I forgot...oh well....I feel like crap currently....like crappy crap....well, that's all I know to say soooo...........bye.....WAIT!! Ok, I sooo remember know....ok, I'm gonna like start putting up this little chat thingy thing, sorta like a chatroom but actually happening.....anyway, it will include people from the following: Maximum Ride, Twilight, House, Uglies, White is for Magic, and me and my friends.....that's what I wanted to say, and that I LOVE krispy kreme donuts!!! Ok, well, I'm gonna go get a donut, even though I probably shouldn't and I'll prolly end up barfing it back up, but, oh well.....byes!
Sunday, October 26, 2008
Miss Mary Mack WIFM version
Miss Mary Mack Mack Mack all dressed in black black black. She has a knife knife knife stuck in her back back back. She cannot breathe breathe breathe. She cannot cry cry cry. That's why she begs begs. She begs to die die die.
From White is for Magic. A little dead girl is singing it in Stacey's nightmare.
From White is for Magic. A little dead girl is singing it in Stacey's nightmare.
Fang Twin
Ok, the following is the weirdest and coolest thing that has ever happened to me, or I have ever witnessed:
I was sitting in the Kroger parking lot today while my sisters were inside buying a gift card for our other "sister". So, this car pulls up in front of the mustang and eight people pop out. One looked a whole heak of a lot like Fang, too much like Fang. Here's the odd-ish part. Another one, mexican-ish looking, called him Nick, odd occurence number douce[is that how you spell two in spanish] another guy, who looked a whole heak of a lot like Iggy, called him something that started with a F...I didn't know what until I yelled out "Hey Fang," and the Fang look-a-like turned around, then looked straight at me. I simply smiled, and he smiled back! Gosh, that was officially the oddest, coolest, and most random thing that has ever happened to me! Oh yeah, and there was a little blond girl, and a little blonde boy, Gazzy and Angel look-a-likes; then a black dark haired girl, Nudge-ish lookin; and then there was the Max twin. And Ella. And there was a black scottie in the front window. OMFR!! SO AWESOME!!
and in other news, my Twilight obsession has gotten the better of me, I bought a key chain that says Edward on it! WHOO!
I was sitting in the Kroger parking lot today while my sisters were inside buying a gift card for our other "sister". So, this car pulls up in front of the mustang and eight people pop out. One looked a whole heak of a lot like Fang, too much like Fang. Here's the odd-ish part. Another one, mexican-ish looking, called him Nick, odd occurence number douce[is that how you spell two in spanish] another guy, who looked a whole heak of a lot like Iggy, called him something that started with a F...I didn't know what until I yelled out "Hey Fang," and the Fang look-a-like turned around, then looked straight at me. I simply smiled, and he smiled back! Gosh, that was officially the oddest, coolest, and most random thing that has ever happened to me! Oh yeah, and there was a little blond girl, and a little blonde boy, Gazzy and Angel look-a-likes; then a black dark haired girl, Nudge-ish lookin; and then there was the Max twin. And Ella. And there was a black scottie in the front window. OMFR!! SO AWESOME!!
and in other news, my Twilight obsession has gotten the better of me, I bought a key chain that says Edward on it! WHOO!
LADY BUGS!!!
Today me and my fam went to some train ride thingy, yeah, and when we got on, it was fun and all....until...THE LADY BUGS ATTACKED!
I'm 100% serious, we were attacked. They were everywhere. I swear. They were not just flyin.
No, it wasn't like a locust flight or anything, but still, lady bugs! Attacked! OMGSH!
Oh, and idk if I've posted anything on here about Fang-look-a-like guy...have I? If I haven't I will. Anyways, I saw him, and my stupid camera was in the diaper bag!! Argh!
I'm 100% serious, we were attacked. They were everywhere. I swear. They were not just flyin.
No, it wasn't like a locust flight or anything, but still, lady bugs! Attacked! OMGSH!
Oh, and idk if I've posted anything on here about Fang-look-a-like guy...have I? If I haven't I will. Anyways, I saw him, and my stupid camera was in the diaper bag!! Argh!
Monday, October 20, 2008
No one...
is really reading this are they?? I'm prolly just writing to no one. Oh well. :(:(:(:(:(:(
*runs off and cries cuz no one's reading*
*runs off and cries cuz no one's reading*
Saturday, October 11, 2008
Thursday, October 9, 2008
Funny bumper stickers!!
Always borrow money from a pessimist... he doesn't expect to be paid back!
Old age is when a broad mind and a narrow waist trade places.
We've upped our prices so up yours...
It's a small world ... So you gotta use your elbows a lot.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
Its not what a teenager knows that bothers his parents ... it's how he found out.
Don't laugh! Your daughter might be in here!
If I can be of any help... then you're in worse trouble than I thought.
"When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to resemble a nail..."
A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.
If that phone was up your ass, maybe you could drive a little better!
If older is better, I must be approaching MAGNIFICENT!
A cynic is just a bruised romantic.
When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
My kid got your honor roll student pregnant.
Forget the bull .. Ride the Cowboy.
Eve was FRAMED.
There's too much blood in the alcohol in my system
Missing your cat?? Try looking under my tires
Remember folks: Street lights timed for 35mph are also timed for 70mph.
If at first you dont succeed ... blame someone else and demand counseling.
Ex-Wife for sale. Take over payments.
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
We were born naked, wet and hungry. Then things got worse.
Gun control is being able to hit your target.
Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made of meat?
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Never wrestle with a pig: Both of you get dirty and the pig likes it.
Recycle yourself!! Be an organ donor.
If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast.
Guns don't kill people, Postal Workers do!
I'm the only hell my mama ever raised.
Beer isn't just for breakfast anymore...
If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an idiot
100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest?
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!
DON'T PISS ME OFF! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES.
You are depriving some poor village of its IDIOT
Save Your Breath ... You'll need it to blow up your date!
Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.
My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom
GROW YOUR OWN DOPE, PLANT A MAN
All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
I need someone really bad ... Are you really bad?
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
All men are idiots...I married their king.
The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
Out of my mind...Back in five minutes.
Hang up and drive.
Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
Where there's a will ... I want to be in it.
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
Don't drink and drive ... You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Be nice to your kids. They will pick out your nursing home.
Old age is when a broad mind and a narrow waist trade places.
We've upped our prices so up yours...
It's a small world ... So you gotta use your elbows a lot.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
Its not what a teenager knows that bothers his parents ... it's how he found out.
Don't laugh! Your daughter might be in here!
If I can be of any help... then you're in worse trouble than I thought.
"When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to resemble a nail..."
A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.
If that phone was up your ass, maybe you could drive a little better!
If older is better, I must be approaching MAGNIFICENT!
A cynic is just a bruised romantic.
When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
My kid got your honor roll student pregnant.
Forget the bull .. Ride the Cowboy.
Eve was FRAMED.
There's too much blood in the alcohol in my system
Missing your cat?? Try looking under my tires
Remember folks: Street lights timed for 35mph are also timed for 70mph.
If at first you dont succeed ... blame someone else and demand counseling.
Ex-Wife for sale. Take over payments.
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
We were born naked, wet and hungry. Then things got worse.
Gun control is being able to hit your target.
Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made of meat?
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Never wrestle with a pig: Both of you get dirty and the pig likes it.
Recycle yourself!! Be an organ donor.
If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast.
Guns don't kill people, Postal Workers do!
I'm the only hell my mama ever raised.
Beer isn't just for breakfast anymore...
If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an idiot
100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest?
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!
DON'T PISS ME OFF! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES.
You are depriving some poor village of its IDIOT
Save Your Breath ... You'll need it to blow up your date!
Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.
My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom
GROW YOUR OWN DOPE, PLANT A MAN
All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
I need someone really bad ... Are you really bad?
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
All men are idiots...I married their king.
The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
Out of my mind...Back in five minutes.
Hang up and drive.
Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
Where there's a will ... I want to be in it.
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
Don't drink and drive ... You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Be nice to your kids. They will pick out your nursing home.
Saturday, October 4, 2008
Cyclone Jan Synopsis...
One of the worst cyclones in history has just hit the U.S.! It's doing MAJOR destruction to the states. Follow it around in Cyclone Jan to see just how horrible this thing is.
The Tempest Link...
For those of you visiting from DA here's the link to The Tempest from my 100th deviation...also, this is the hardest piece we had to play last year! It was really really really hard! But, now, it's easy as cake! Actually, I think I'm gonna go pull it out after I post this! Yay! Also aslo, I played the triangle!! But, I can also play the snare.
http://www.alfred-music.com/player/TheDivineComedyRobertWSmithV1/bd9561/player.html?osCsid=0d312bdcb4ceab7f77f7cc5235949c53
http://www.alfred-music.com/player/TheDivineComedyRobertWSmithV1/bd9561/player.html?osCsid=0d312bdcb4ceab7f77f7cc5235949c53
Morphers Synopsis
Christy and her friends have a secret, a big one. They have a special ability. Now, they must use that ability to save the world from a massive take over.
Join Christy, Nick, Kira, Miranda, and Matt on their journey around the world as they find out if they have what it takes to save the world, and find out who they really care about.
Join Christy, Nick, Kira, Miranda, and Matt on their journey around the world as they find out if they have what it takes to save the world, and find out who they really care about.
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
School Daze Synopsis
Ally and her friends paid no mind to the mysterious hole in their science lab until one day a silly joke got taken seriously. Now crawling through the roof of their school Ally, Christy, and Megan face some pretty weird stuff, rats, snakes, the occasional vampire. But they also find a mysterious map to a mysterious treasure hidden somewhere in the school. Can they find the treasure, or will they be dinner for a monster first?
Monday, September 29, 2008
MR book 5...
Title:The Protecters: Water Wings: A Maximum Ride Novel
Author: James Patterson[duh...]
Release Date: March 16, 2009
Has any part of this book been released?
Yes the first three chapters are in the back of the newest editions of The Protecters: The Final Warning: A Maximum Ride Novel
Are these chapters good?
I have not read them yet, but since it's Maximum Ride, I would fully assume they are...
Where can I find a synopsis of the book?
http://www.ecfrfg.wetpaint.com/ this is my website and if you look under new books water wings is the first one....
Author: James Patterson[duh...]
Release Date: March 16, 2009
Has any part of this book been released?
Yes the first three chapters are in the back of the newest editions of The Protecters: The Final Warning: A Maximum Ride Novel
Are these chapters good?
I have not read them yet, but since it's Maximum Ride, I would fully assume they are...
Where can I find a synopsis of the book?
http://www.ecfrfg.wetpaint.com/ this is my website and if you look under new books water wings is the first one....
Sunday, September 28, 2008
My books....
are currently undergoing the writing proccess....but they will hopefully get published and be best sellers....there are two of them, one is called School Daze--my mom came up with it, she helped me plan it out and with the ending, even though I'm still writing the middle--and the other one does not have a title yet....poor it.....but anyways...I needed something to talk/write/type about so I thought I'd talk/write/type about my books that I'm writing. I may put a synopsis, or whatever it's called, on here for them
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
Team...
Were-vamp!! I am on team were-vamp, I had to make it up myself, I could not choose.
So, anyways team were-vamp is for the following people:
Jasper Hale
Edward Cullen
Seth Clearwater
Leah Clearwater
Sam Uley[haha, gotcha! not really Sam]
Quil!
Embry!
Oh and Jacob Black
So, anyways team were-vamp is for the following people:
Jasper Hale
Edward Cullen
Seth Clearwater
Leah Clearwater
Sam Uley[haha, gotcha! not really Sam]
Quil!
Embry!
Oh and Jacob Black
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
One Girl Revolution
LOVE THIS SONG!!! I never knew Superchick sung it though, figures, it's an awesome song, they're an awesome group!!!
Also I LOVE this[insert down arrow here]
It tottally rocks!!!
BE A HERO!!!!!
Stop bullying! Be a hero! Uh, the third part, well, don't do drugs! Be a good role-model! Be better the Miley Cyrus!
Monday, September 8, 2008
Anger managment issues...
One of my BFF has them, and I still have scars from where she dug her nails into me last week. Yow! Yeah, it hurt. All I did was accidently hit her in the face, not hard, while I was at my locker. Seriously, it was an accident. My wrist hit her in the side of the face while I was putting my book up. THen she grabbed my arm, dug in her nails,and now I have scars!
Saturday, September 6, 2008
bite-fight...
is a pretty cool site. Thank you kcare for telling me about it! also to answer your question about Breaking Dawn i had a lot of favorite parts, and whenever Edward found out Bella was pregnant was one of them. Also when Bella exploded on Jacob for imprinting on Renesmee! That was hilarious! Well, to my comical mind set, and my friends.
Monday, September 1, 2008
Fan Fiction!!
If you like reading fan-fiction {stories about certain books/movies/anything with fans that fans write} then go to fanfiction.net and/or deviantart.com
I suggest you go to the second one!! I have an account on their. Here's the URL: www.fangalicous08.deviantart.com
GO read some of my FanFiction please!! It's mostly Maximum Ride
I suggest you go to the second one!! I have an account on their. Here's the URL: www.fangalicous08.deviantart.com
GO read some of my FanFiction please!! It's mostly Maximum Ride
Saturday, August 23, 2008
Vamps rule
Oh yeah! Vamps Rule!! That's why I'm half-vamp. Good thing I ain't full vamp cuz I love the sun, Ijust have a soft shine on me when I'm in the sun, which looks normal to humans, I have another friend that's half vampire and many friends that know that we're half vampires! I just hope the Vulturi don't find out. lol.
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