The Random Convo Series #1!! (short)

OK, before I start I would like to say that....Uglies characters won't be in here for a while, at least not until I finish the first book....New peoples may be added from diff. shows and books and stuff(Like the Mentalist)....This will be short....it will be in a multitude of different colors....no, the peoples will NOT be in character, this is my story and I don't want them to be the same as they are in the books or on TV......and *drumroll* HOUSE CHARACTERS WILL BEGIN!!!

House: This is boring....
Foreman: You complain to much House.
House: I'm in pain, Foreman, what am I suppose to do? Sing and dance around like a peppy little cheerleader?
Foreman: Sure, if you want.
House: *rolls eyes* Shut up Foreman. And excuse we while I pee.
Foreman: Your excused, for 10 seconds. We have a patient.
Chase: Greeeeat, another skitsofranic? That other girl gave me the creeps....
House: Who? Courtney? If so, haha! She came to visit you Chase.
Chase: Ugh....great.
Courtney(my friend): Oh Dr. Chaaaaase! I bringed you some flowers!!
Chase: *runs*
Foreman: Um, anyway. Yes, she's skitsofranic, her names Max Martinez. She claims she has an annoying voice in her head and she wants it out.
House: Sorry, I have clinic duty.
Foreman: You hate clinic duty.
House: I hate skitsofranics too.
Foreman: Come on House, this girl needs help.
House: Fine, send her in.

Ok, maybe they were sorta in character.....

Crappy....

Don't know why the title's crappy....but anyways....crappy, I forgot...oh well....I feel like crap currently....like crappy crap....well, that's all I know to say soooo...........bye.....WAIT!! Ok, I sooo remember know....ok, I'm gonna like start putting up this little chat thingy thing, sorta like a chatroom but actually happening.....anyway, it will include people from the following: Maximum Ride, Twilight, House, Uglies, White is for Magic, and me and my friends.....that's what I wanted to say, and that I LOVE krispy kreme donuts!!! Ok, well, I'm gonna go get a donut, even though I probably shouldn't and I'll prolly end up barfing it back up, but, oh well.....byes!

Miss Mary Mack WIFM version

Miss Mary Mack Mack Mack all dressed in black black black. She has a knife knife knife stuck in her back back back. She cannot breathe breathe breathe. She cannot cry cry cry. That's why she begs begs. She begs to die die die.



From White is for Magic. A little dead girl is singing it in Stacey's nightmare.

Fang Twin

Ok, the following is the weirdest and coolest thing that has ever happened to me, or I have ever witnessed:

I was sitting in the Kroger parking lot today while my sisters were inside buying a gift card for our other "sister". So, this car pulls up in front of the mustang and eight people pop out. One looked a whole heak of a lot like Fang, too much like Fang. Here's the odd-ish part. Another one, mexican-ish looking, called him Nick, odd occurence number douce[is that how you spell two in spanish] another guy, who looked a whole heak of a lot like Iggy, called him something that started with a F...I didn't know what until I yelled out "Hey Fang," and the Fang look-a-like turned around, then looked straight at me. I simply smiled, and he smiled back! Gosh, that was officially the oddest, coolest, and most random thing that has ever happened to me! Oh yeah, and there was a little blond girl, and a little blonde boy, Gazzy and Angel look-a-likes; then a black dark haired girl, Nudge-ish lookin; and then there was the Max twin. And Ella. And there was a black scottie in the front window. OMFR!! SO AWESOME!!


and in other news, my Twilight obsession has gotten the better of me, I bought a key chain that says Edward on it! WHOO!

LADY BUGS!!!

Today me and my fam went to some train ride thingy, yeah, and when we got on, it was fun and all....until...THE LADY BUGS ATTACKED!

I'm 100% serious, we were attacked. They were everywhere. I swear. They were not just flyin.

No, it wasn't like a locust flight or anything, but still, lady bugs! Attacked! OMGSH!

Oh, and idk if I've posted anything on here about Fang-look-a-like guy...have I? If I haven't I will. Anyways, I saw him, and my stupid camera was in the diaper bag!! Argh!

No one...

is really reading this are they?? I'm prolly just writing to no one. Oh well. :(:(:(:(:(:(
*runs off and cries cuz no one's reading*

Official Twilight Trailor

Twilight HD Exclusive Trailer


I CANNOT WAIT FOR THE MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Funny bumper stickers!!

Always borrow money from a pessimist... he doesn't expect to be paid back!
Old age is when a broad mind and a narrow waist trade places.
We've upped our prices so up yours...
It's a small world ... So you gotta use your elbows a lot.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
Its not what a teenager knows that bothers his parents ... it's how he found out.
Don't laugh! Your daughter might be in here!
If I can be of any help... then you're in worse trouble than I thought.
"When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to resemble a nail..."
A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.
If that phone was up your ass, maybe you could drive a little better!
If older is better, I must be approaching MAGNIFICENT!
A cynic is just a bruised romantic.
When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
My kid got your honor roll student pregnant.
Forget the bull .. Ride the Cowboy.
Eve was FRAMED.
There's too much blood in the alcohol in my system
Missing your cat?? Try looking under my tires
Remember folks: Street lights timed for 35mph are also timed for 70mph.
If at first you dont succeed ... blame someone else and demand counseling.
Ex-Wife for sale. Take over payments.
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
We were born naked, wet and hungry. Then things got worse.
Gun control is being able to hit your target.
Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made of meat?
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Never wrestle with a pig: Both of you get dirty and the pig likes it.
Recycle yourself!! Be an organ donor.
If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast.
Guns don't kill people, Postal Workers do!
I'm the only hell my mama ever raised.
Beer isn't just for breakfast anymore...
If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an idiot
100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest?
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!
DON'T PISS ME OFF! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES.
You are depriving some poor village of its IDIOT
Save Your Breath ... You'll need it to blow up your date!
Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.
My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom
GROW YOUR OWN DOPE, PLANT A MAN
All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
I need someone really bad ... Are you really bad?
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
All men are idiots...I married their king.
The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
Out of my mind...Back in five minutes.
Hang up and drive.
Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
Where there's a will ... I want to be in it.
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
Don't drink and drive ... You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Be nice to your kids. They will pick out your nursing home.

Cyclone Jan Synopsis...

One of the worst cyclones in history has just hit the U.S.! It's doing MAJOR destruction to the states. Follow it around in Cyclone Jan to see just how horrible this thing is.

The Tempest Link...

For those of you visiting from DA here's the link to The Tempest from my 100th deviation...also, this is the hardest piece we had to play last year! It was really really really hard! But, now, it's easy as cake! Actually, I think I'm gonna go pull it out after I post this! Yay! Also aslo, I played the triangle!! But, I can also play the snare.

http://www.alfred-music.com/player/TheDivineComedyRobertWSmithV1/bd9561/player.html?osCsid=0d312bdcb4ceab7f77f7cc5235949c53